Maintaining the coat of a Samoyed, like this one pictured at an English dog show in 2024, is not for the faint of heart. Luckily, Swift and Kelce have people they can pay to do that.

Given where they’ve evolved from, Samoyeds have a double coat, with a thick underlayer to insulate against the cold, and a coarser outer layer to repel ice and snow, according to the American Kennel Club.

Maintaining this coat is not necessarily for the faint of heart. Farlow says she grooms each of her dogs with a bath and blow-dry for two hours at a time, every six to eight weeks. (When she’s showing her dogs in competition, she does this ritual once a week to ensure they look their best — something Farlow speculated Swift and Kelce may opt to do if Wendy is going to be frequently snapped by the paparazzi.)

Farlow also warned that a Samoyed will shed their double coat twice a year, meaning Farlow hopes Swift and Kelce’s vacuums are as strong as hers.

Although the famous couple own homes across the country, from Tennessee to Rhode Island, Farlow says Samoyeds can generally be comfortable whatever the climate, although their coats may be heavier when living in the cold.

“They can pretty much cope with anything. They love the beach,” Farlow said. “Again, Wendy can go anywhere they want her to go.”

And if the couple decides to live a nomadic life, hopping from mansion to mansion, Farlow said thousands of years of Samoyed breeding should come in handy. “Movement doesn’t bother the dogs. They want to be with their family, their people, but where they are doesn’t much matter,” Farlow said. “It’s a connection to their owners versus a connection to a place.”

If fans are worried that Wendy might be averse to living in a home full of loud music, Farlow said the breed isn’t noise sensitive, so Swift can sing as loud as she wants.

Wendy’s new brothers and sisters — aka Swift’s cats — also shouldn’t be a problem, Farlow said.

And given the public is still yet to see any photos of Swift’s wedding dress, could Wendy be to blame for getting her paws on it?

“They love their chew toys,” Farlow said. “They’re smart, but as long as she kept her wedding dress away from the dog, no problem.”