30 Funny Father’s Day Gifts For First-Time Dads
Father’s Day is always special, but it’s especially special for dads who are celebrating it for the first time.
And while, of course, you can never go wrong with a new golf club or pair of boxer-briefs, why not try to elevate the gift-giving game this year with something that’s uniquely funny?
We’ve rounded up 30 cute and humorous Father’s Day gifts for first-time dads — from a dad joke tumbler to a Jimmy Fallon book to a dad hoody that doubles as artwork — these are the dad gifts he’ll store away forever.
Father’s Day is Sunday, June 19th, so don’t delay — gift him any of these funny Father’s Day gift ideas for first-time dads below to give him a good laugh (and make him feel loved).
1. UNIFACO Unisex Baby Funny Onesie
Just hand him his new baby wearing this onesie to show him what his REAL gift is this year!
2. SuperDad Personalized Book For Dad
Show the new dad in your life that he’s the superhero of your family with a uniquely personalized book that celebrates all the ways he saves the day — and turns him into his own real-life superhero!
3. The New Dad’s Survival Guide by Scott Mactavish
A must-have for every new dad, this hilarious (and surprisingly practical) military-style guide will teach him to survive and thrive through even the queasiest moments of pregnancy, birth, and babyhood.
4. Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes by Spiffy McChappy
Every new dad needs to be equipped with an arsenal of bad dad jokes — and there’s no better place to start than with this nifty, little guide.
5. Kenny Flowers Coco Loco Caribbean King Shirt
This is the ultimate “dad on vacation” shirt — because every new father needs a tropical Hawaiian shirt in his parenting wardrobe.
6. Daddy’s Sippy Cup
Dad and baby may have slightly different variations of what goes in their sippy cups, but hey: give the people what they want — whether it’s breastmilk or whiskey, right?
7. Ann Arbor T-Shirt Co. Baby Daddy Shirt T-Shirt
Let everyone know who your little one belongs to when Dad sports this tee.
8. Printique Custom Photo Puzzle
Choose the funniest photo of your baby and turn it into a custom puzzle for Dad — he’ll be sure to get a laugh as he realizes what he’s putting together.
9. Baby Owner’s Manual: Operating Instructions by Louis Borgenicht
Whatever new dad concern he has, he’ll find the answers here — courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful (and very funny) advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.
10. Superdad Socks
Treat him like the superhero he is — plus: you can never, ever go wrong with gifting socks.
11. PokiDots DIY Hoodie Keepsake
This is such a funny, neat idea! Take outgrown baby clothes and turn them into a work of art instead — this “dad hoody” print is actually made from the fabric of a baby onesie. Sentimental, hilarious, and a family heirloom to cherish forever.
12. BabyQuip Baby Gear Cleaning Service
This is a funny gift for a Dad who really doesn’t like cleaning — gift him the gift of help! BabyQuip will pick up your dirty highchair or stroller (and trust us, they’re always dirty) straight from your home and deliver it back to you in 3-5 days sparking clean.
13. Dad’s Funny Scented Candle
Welp, it’s not true. This funny candle tells it exactly like it is!
14. Yeedi Robot Vacuum
For the tech-savvy new dad who loves gadgets, this robot vacuum friend is a funny gift — but a practical one, too because once the baby is here, there’s suddenly a lot less time for cleaning. Let Robot do it for you!
15. Wild Willies Beard Butter
For every new bearded dad, the gift of Beard Butter is funny, useful, and will help tame & soften even the scratchiest locks.
16. Doughp Edible Cookie Dough
If your man’s the type to sneak cookie dough in the middle of the night, why not gift him actual cookie dough? He’ll chuckle when he sees this gift — and hopefully stay out of the kitchen next time.
17. Happy Nuts Comfort Cream Ball Deodorant
No new dad likes sweaty balls. And this brand name pretty much sums up what he’ll have if you buy him this down-there deodorant: happy nuts!
18. Your Baby’s First Word Will Be DADA by Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon’s a children’s author — and a funny one at that. Everyone knows that fathers wage a secret campaign to ensure that their babies’ first word is “Dada!” But how does it work? One of the most popular entertainers in the world and NBC’s The Tonight Show host shows you how.
19. Stainless Steel Dad Jokes Tumbler
A tumbler + dad jokes — it’s like two gifts in one! Warning: these jokes are groaners!
20. Rotten Tomatoes: The Ultimate Binge Guide
There’s a lot of TV binging that happens in the first few months with a baby: this Rotten Tomatoes book is a binge-able bucket list of all the shows you need to see before you die (or just to be super-informed at your next parent playdate.)
21. Phiaton 900 Legacy Noise-Cancelling Headphones
This gift is extremely funny if you’ve birthed a — how shall we say? — a vocally-inclined baby. *wink*
22. Good Banana Voice Changer
Your baby — and eventual toddler — will get a kick out of this (or be terrified) when they hear Dad’s voice suddenly go up or down a few octaves.
23. The Night Before Father’s Day by Natasha Wing
Celebrate new dads everywhere with bike rides, car washes, and more in this adorably funny installment of Natasha Wing’s best-selling series.
24. Dr. Squatch Star Wars Soap Collection
For the Star Wars-fanatic dad, these “Only Hope” and “Wisdom Wash” soaps by Dr. Squatch are hysterical — and very useful!
25. Zingerman’s Midnight Feeding Care New Baby Gift Box
This “Midnight Feeding Care Box” from Zingerman’s is too funny! What scares the living daylights out of some dads just happened: He had a baby. He doesn’t sleep. How on earth does he eat? Very well, if he’s lucky enough to have a wife who gifts him this on his first Father’s Day.
26. CAMP Freshly Cut Grass Candle
Ahhhhh, the smell of freshly cut grass — every dad’s favorite scent, now in candle form!
27. Candy Sugarwish
For the candy-lover dad, Sugarwish is a dream gift because Dad, himself, can choose his faves to receive — whether it’s sour gummy worms or peanut M&Ms.
28. Pebblebee Smartphone Bluetooth Key Finder
A funny gift for the dad who always loses everything — and with a baby: trust us, losing stuff only gets worse.
29. LoveMiniFig Personalized Family Mini Figure
Turn your new family into your own personalized Lego Set. A very cute idea — just don’t step on them!
30. Coolin Curve Ice Bucket
For the new dad who fancies himself something of a wine connoisseur, this curved bottom ice bucket eliminates the age-old struggle to get the bottle into the ice bucket. A fun concept for summertime sipping!